WELCOME TO AIR HEART HALL

Named after the only person who successfully escaped. No further information is known. If you see a black figure lurking around campus, contact campus authorities immediately. Do not make eye contact. Do not shower after 2am. If you hear footsteps behind you when the hall is empty, keep walking. The worst thing you can do is stop. Do not mention the name. Failure to comply will result in immediate sentencing to the “SECOND FLOOR.” No one has ever returned. Good luck.