WELCOME TO THE GILDED BILLIONAIRE DONOR'S DIAMOND-ELITISM HONOR CLUB+

Here at the Gilded Billionaire Donor's Diamond-Elitism Honor Club+ (TGBDDEHC+), we pride ourselves in the persistent pursuit of being better than you. One hundred percent of our residents adhere to the four pillars. Contrary to popular belief, these are four beautiful gold-plated chromium pillars right outside the entrance of the North building, donated generously by our founder, Martin Johnson. Each pillar also represents a core part of who we are: wealth, power, undergraduate research, wealth, leadership development, and power.

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@lord_james_richy_rich_the_iii

Honestly, I'm appalled. When I heard I'd be staying in THE TGBDDEHC+, I assumed “hall” was just a modest term for “boutique living experience.” Imagine my horror when I arrived and discovered -brace yourself- shared walls. I could hear other people breathing. The audacity. The “furniture” (if you can call it that) looks like it was rescued from an IKEA clearance bin, and the desk doesn't even have a marble top. How am I supposed to study for my Consumer Post-Modernism Liberal Arts of the Poor Exam without proper ambiance?